Old Seattle 2069. The Internet has been dead for thirty-one years. The police have disbanded. The USA is a patchwork of hyper-political city-states and rogue nations. North America is an ecological hellscape. And somebody is killing Nobodies.

I am afraid of liberation. I admit I'm afraid.

"An existential noir set in the surreal world of sex, revenge and cold blooded murder of Spokane, Washington. The ending promises to pump cold piss through all the bleeding hearts in this sad world."

We are all burning to death, every second of every day. The question is, how fast?

Where-in a gang of losers, shitheads, wallflowers, misfits and nerds plot to steal the most valuable collectible on planet earth. The Goonies plus Fight Club, with a giant heist thrown in for the Boom.