A Black Lotus Express glossary:
Bropocalypse — A large gathering of males with the sole mission of getting drunk, fighting and fucking (such as a frat party, or Taco Bell)
Chad resting face – The state of a face, while not emoting, in which the individual looks Chad-like or capable of Chad behaviors.
A-Crapella – Singing out loud (badly) while listening to music through headphones.
Earmuffs – Pretending to give a person some privacy while they speak about something emotionally sensitive, while actually listening in on the convo anyway.
Legendary – The worst you can be at something.
Salmon – The male equivalent of the Cougar. Salmon are known to swim upstream to date the older ladies.
Meat Sweats – To begin to perspire as the result of consuming large quantities of meat (the medical term for this very real phenomenon is protein-induced thermogenesis) Oh my god. Meat sweats are real. Protein induced thermogensis! U.C.K. 58
Pregret – Knowing you shouldn’t do something because you’ll regret it, and then doing it anyway. See; Anticipointment.
Karaoke filibuster – The act of preventing others from participating in karaoke by choosing an extraordinarily long song.